V day pick up lines =D

Heard on the radio yesterday,

Male: You are like my compass. Without you, I am lost.

Okay, here’s another one.

Male: Do you have a raisin?
Female: Em…no
Male: Then, do you have a date?

The best pick-up line I’ve heard recently, came from my 12 year old cousin.

“I’m sorry about my constant smses. But if we had talked more during Chinese New Year celebrations, I wouldn’t have to sms you so often”

He rocks.